Dirk x Reader - Insomnia (Prompt 2)Dirk x Reader - Insomnia (Prompt 2) by Raelee96
Oh hey look it's a ceiling. You've seen these things so often in your lifetime. It's as if the whole world revolved around a single ceiling. They are magnificent in every conceivable way. Maybe one day you could be a ceiling. Oh that'll be the day you ten heads and earn the respects of everyone.
Okay you really need to sleep. How many days has it been now? You want to say three days of not sleeping but you couldn't be too sure. You don't exactly trust your mind when you're like this. It was probably a good thing you had this bit of common sense in you though. Never trust the sleep deprived (girl/boy). It'll only being destruction and a lot of random pancakes.
You let out a sigh as you crawled out of the covered and shivered once your feet hit the cold hardwood floor of your house. Why did every single night turn out like this for you? You hated being an insomniac with a burning passion and for good reason too.
It sucked on so many levels. People always assume insomniacs man
Park Swings- Shizaya
Shizuo sat, very pissed, on the slide at the new playground. Izaya and him had been assigned to community service for once again destroying the city. There service was to watch over the little kids in the park and make sure that noone touched them. It was 9 am and noone was there yet.
"Can i just kill you and go home?" Shizuo asked Izaya as he finally showed up.
"Now Shizu-chan what would be the fun in that?" he smirked
"Killing you sounds pretty damn fun" Shizuo sighed.
"We have this whole park to ourselves!" Izaya smiled as he spun around.
"Yippie" Shizuo muttered sarcastically.
"Awww you look so sad Shizu-chan~ Want a kiss?"
"What the hell did you just say?!" Shizuo said as he glared up at him. Did he just say he wanted to kiss him?!?!?!!?
"I asked if you..." he paused to move in closer, severely close to his ear and whispered "wanted a kiss"
Every instinct in his body told him to punch him...in the face...as hard as he could. Excpt two little voices.
If you punch him you'll jus